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21 Signs That Scream ‘I Wasn’t Taught Basic Etiquette’ (My Personal List)
Let’s dive right into the funny universe of manners — or lack thereof. Brace yourselves for a hilarious ride through the 21 wacky signs that holler, “I missed the memo on basic etiquette!”
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So, here’s my super funny take on things that practically shout out, “Hey, manners? What are those?”
1. Mega-Volume Ringtone Extravaganza: Ever been in a quiet place when a phone rings, and it’s like a concert in your pocket? Note to self: silence is the new gold!
2. Napkin’s Great Escape: That napkin on your lap? Not a spy disguise. It’s a napkin. On your lap. End of story.
3. Line-Cutting Contender: Cutting in line like you’re in a race? Sorry, no medals for rudeness at this finish line.
4. Library’s Decibel Challenge: Whisper? Nah, you’re the hero of the ‘Loud Library Brigade,’ keeping silence at bay.
5. The Turn Signal Conundrum: Car lights blinking like a secret code? Nah, they’re just saying, “I’m turning, folks!”